Ark Survival Evolved

Picked it up earlier this week. Based on a true story.
10/10, would get squished again.

Black Bishop

An Animal Crossing joke, what?
I know Dr. King wasn't a bishop, that's part of the joke.
"...this isn't a bishop.."
HAHA DO YOU GET IT

Jammin printer

I work in IT. A user sent an email that said, "The printer is jamming." and nothing else.
My supervisor saw the email and said, "Jamming printer... like, rocking out?"
The rest is history.
Rock history.

Dumb and Dumberr

"I dunno about this, Marty..."
"Saddap and put on your wig! That treasure's as good as ours!"
Done for my sketch exchange at Polykarbon

Knight Solaire

Do you even praise the Sun, brah?

Knight Solaire from Dark Souls' fame.
Praise the Sun.

Old Pirate

I felt like drawing a pirate, so I went to Google to look for references. Most of the results are pirate captains, followed by the pirate sluts, and the occasional swabby, and it's always the same: captains are rugged, masculine, tough, and heroic; the swabbies always look wimpy, frail, squirrely, and scaredy; and the sluts look like sluts.
So I thought, why not take the archetypal pirate captain and protray him washed-out and clearly past his prime, but do so in a 'heroic' manner, the way they always look?
Here's the result.
About 1 hour, PSCS5

Kitchen Samurai

Some of my challenges at PK are sometimes awesome.

Sometimes, they're just silly.

Merry Late Christmas

Santa and Mrs. Claus having some downtime before he heads out for the night.
I'm trying to get back into the habit of drawing, since the newborn doesn't allow much time to draw lately. It'll get better, though. In the meantime, have a quick sketch (about 30 minutes).

Forgot to post this...

Not my work, but it was too amusing to not share.

“lol why didnt u liek skyewrd swrod geraheem was soooo hawt and fi was sexi”

No.

We all know how I feel about Fi already.

+5 Relaxation

*Keith David voice* After a long day of battling hordes of humans, elves, and dwarves in the unending pits of the bowels of the twenty-seven Hells of Hellfire from Never-Was, nothing beats a nice, relaxing bath of chamomile-scented Kleenaz! Ugh, those heroes are the WORST!

Alternate title: "Hello, ladies..."

Buddy

PK Forum sketch exchange.
If you never wanted your own robot buddy as a kid, you're doing it wrong.

Painted Bees!

herpaderp

Faaaaaaaail

Yep

He's helping his girlfriend move apartments.

...why? What did you think they were doing?